okay first off
And so I just sat there like “Oh dude didn’t know that real cool.”
And then I decided to look him up and HOLY SHIT
THIS GUY WAS BOSS
Lol yeah I’m just gonna cover myself in blood and pretend to be dead nbd
Impregnable? Don’t make me laugh.
You like this city? You like cocoa? FUCK YOU ALL IT ALL BURNS.
Who wants to die normally, anyhow? That’s boring. I’ll settle for getting eaten.
Also fuck the Spanish they’re all assholes.
THIS. GUY. WAS. HORRIBLE.
SO MOTHERFUCKING BOSS.